Pensive.


I’m Nikki. By some miracle I made it into college as an English major, where no one seems to want to make me take real classes... which is fine by me, really.
  • friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped

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annaomgz:

chekhov:

the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off

Let’s hope the writers

don’t bite off more than they can chew

Source: chekhov

why cant people appreciate how much effort i put into not becoming a serial killer 

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On the Game of Thrones finale:

  • Sabine: I'm gonna be live tweeting/blogging/something-ing it, probably.
  • Me: I have to watch it an hour after it airs, so I'll avoid that.
  • Sabine: Omg why. I'll refrain from tumblr then.
  • Me: That is like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Tagged: true friendshipexpistolsis a magical beautiful creature

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

Source: releasethemurderbirds

twistingreality:

lol Moffat I love you

twistingreality:

lol Moffat I love you

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I should go to bed.

expistols:

nikkielaine replied to your post: ………… i want to go to the justin bieber…

Sabine seriously your friends are worried about you.

friends can eat my shorts i’m having so much fun leave me and my pop music alone

Source: expistols